John Krasinski Gets Colbert to Drink the Substance to Become Hot

Another year where society isn’t brave enough to make the correct choice— give Colbert the sexiest man award, dammit! While we wait for everyone else to catch up, the winner of People’s Sexiest Man Alive award is John Krasinki— Jim isn’t doing too bad for himself outside of Scranton. Stephen Colbert, who was disappointed that he was not crowned yet again, was soon visited by Krasinki, as all winners do every year since Paul Rudd. “Hey, Stephen. I just came to see if you’re okay,” Krasinki interrupted before bragging about his accomplishment. The two continued the bit as it was now Colbert’s turn to get sexified through a six-step program played from a VHS tape (be kind, rewind!) The 80s star wiped tutorial had everything: fast food, egg yolks, and threats of stealing Chris Evan’s DNA to become a sexier version of yourself. Colbert basically drank The Substance, and eventually, he transformed into Evans to become hot— well, at least until the commercial break.